Adsense: What Sense?

Recently, on John Chow's blog, there was an article, a list of boasts if you will, entitled The Internet's Biggest Google Whores. Therein was a an impressive(?) list for all to see: the biggest money making sites on the internet - all because of Adsense.

I have several thoughts on this, but first, I will admit upfront that I'm feeling rather pissy about Adsense these days. I have a moderate website that generates a small amount of income using it. The other day, I got this letter. It says they've closed my account. They've disabled all my ads and given that small income I've earned back to the advertisers. Why? Who knows. They don't really say. Their enigmatic explanation consists of a generic, "It has come to our attention that invalid clicks and/or impressions have been generated on the Google ads on your site(s)."

Thanks, guys. That helps a lot. Invalid clicks? Invalid impressions? From where? From whom? When? Could you elaborate a little further? Maybe it's something I can clear up or figure out. But nope. With no warning, no by your leave or howdy-do, we've just booted you out and made your website look totally screwy. End of story. Goodbye.

What's with this attitude? I'm guilty until proven innocent? Their letter went on to say that I could appeal, but added, "if Google DECIDES to evaluate your appeal ..." Wait a minute. What? These guys may not even deign to LOOK at what I've written in my defense? Does it require too much effort? Will they break a sweat? Miss their morning coffee break?

To add to this spectacular example of customer non-service, google closed their Dear John note with a blurb informing me that this one appeal was all I got. Once their decision was made (IF they looked at what I wrote, that is), that would be It - The Official Decision, The Final Word, Finis, The End, It's Over. Isn't that special.

Now, I've been in customer service for over 20 years, and I've had a website since 1997. I've never seen such rude, arrogant 900 lb. gorilla behavior in my life. I know I didn't do anything wrong on my own site, but does that matter? It very well could be some kid was playing around, revisiting my site and repeatedly clicking on ads for whatever reason. (It's made me wonder if competitors do this to each other. Gee, what a handy way to shut out revenue and cause headaches for a rival site.) In any case, Google doesn't want to know. They're gonna figure it out in their own way and my input is irrelevant.

Which brings me back to talking about adsense whores. Using adsense to make money is, when you think about it, a lot like walking the streets. Your site becomes less about the content you wanted to put up in the first place, and more about key phrases, prime location and displaying your wares in a subtle peek-a-boo tease. I've gotten more headaches trying to configure that combination (so you'll get a more relevant listing of links, and I'll maybe make a few dollars in the process) than I have putting up the information itself. I'm not interested in being a marketing genius, and I can tell you that I definitely do not look good in blue eyeshadow. I'm just a homeschool veteran, a soon-to-be-single-mom, hoping to make a livable income from all this hard-won knowledge. Getting rich would be nice, but it's not the goal. The Goal is providing real homeschooling information from real homeschoolers. Vs just leaving you with that No. 1 site out there run by those who are marketing geniuses, and to whom homeschooling is nothing more than the current hot trend.

So, at the end of 3 months of too many late nights and way too much caffeine configuring my little street corner, I now find myself at the mercy of the 21st Century Internet Pimp, not knowing what the hell I'm defending myself against and not at all sure if The Big Man will have enough interest to stop scratching his cojones and listen to what I have to say. My website may be gone next month, unable to sustain its small self. It probably doesn't help that I'm ranting on blogger, which is yet another of the 900 lb. gorilla's holdings. O well. Too late now.

Maybe it's a good thing Google made off with all my adsense money. Those white go-go boots were looking a mite too appealing. I'm now off to go check out Federated Media and other alternatives to adsense. I only hope that at least one of them remembers what it's like to be a small business and a decent human being.

Looking Scientific

I just found this nifty science gadget today from the National Science Digital Laboratory. Type in any science term you're looking for, like let's say, volcanoes, or earthquakes or chemistry and watch all the results you get! What a great resources for homeschooling parents looking for affordable (cheap! FREE!) curriculum helps.

Go ahead, try it!

Mountains and Valleys

. . . and volcanos. I've been thinking about all three a lot lately. And why it is we can't see them very well, no matter how close they are.

I mean, does anyone ever get married with the thought "someday we'll be divorced"? I doubt it. All you can see is the peaceful, green valley ahead from that vantage point. There are mountains, there are always mountains, but they come later. You scale them one by one, helping each other over the top, as it should be. If you're very, very lucky, you'll never even see a volcano.

This is an analogy, of course. I'm talking about life, not nature's geological formations. Okay, so it's not even a very good analogy. In my state of mind, it's the best I can do.

I'm about to walk (well, run) out on 26 years. There are live volcanos everywhere. Only I couldn't see them. Well okay ... I could, but I thought I could deal with them. Or fix them. (sigh) How foolish can you get? Anyway, I'm leaving. Going to Chilly's house. Gonna invade her life, her space, her precious minutes with LD sweetie. May the diety bless her heart, she's givin' me and mine refuge. Thank you, Chilly.

Is anyone hiring, btw? Former conference coordinator, a usually very organized person, prolific writer (you wouldn't know it from this blog, would you), homeschooling mom, website owner/designer, with a smidge of html and css knowledge. Preferably 60k per year, plus perks.

Hey, it could happen.



In the meantime, does anybody know where I can find this guy? Mr. Pale, Short and Dreamy has been my LD sweetie for [mumble, mumble, mutter] years. Yeah, that long. If you see him around, tell him I'm almost available again, would ya? Who knows. Maybe there really is a happily ever after out there, after all.